It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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