Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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