Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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