Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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