Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You can't just leave with hair like that
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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