can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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