No awkward lesbian experiences without me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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