Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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