My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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