please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
That man makes my giblets tingle
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