the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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