Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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