Can Purell be used as lube?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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