Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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