we're blogging at a bar
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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