He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
