Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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