is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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