remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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