the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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