This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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