its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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