he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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