fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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