its not stalking. its research.
birth control should be required to get into college
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I wear drunk well.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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