I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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