You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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