Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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