gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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