Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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