just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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