So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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