what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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