shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm eating all of the evidence.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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