i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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