we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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