i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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