Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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