Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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