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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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