I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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