I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I need moral support for this bender
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
