apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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