the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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