We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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