Can Purell be used as lube?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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