Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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