it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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