is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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