What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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