you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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