every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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