somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
