Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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