I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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