I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do vagina's smell?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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