hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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