everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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