Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Found the puke drawer
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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