i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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