Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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